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Mother-Tucker Carlson

The Trump lackey and disgraced journalist who spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Election, knowing it was a blatant falsehood. Fired my Fox News after costing them $787.5 Million in damages in the Dominion lawsuit of 2023.
That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.
by LaughingAloud April 25, 2023
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Carisha

Carisha is so smart,she is intelligent,she might even rule the school,and one day she would be famous for anything, she has lots of friend to talked, but she does not get in drama,she is also just amazing for being a friend
Carisha is amazing at her job as a friend
by Char9995 January 18, 2017
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Nobody Cares

A phrase one uses when people keep putting urban dictionary definitions of their own name on their snapchat story.
Brock *opens up snapchat
Brock "Oh my God nobody cares!"
by Senior Papi john March 15, 2017
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pokemon cards

An alternative to smoking... very addictive and pricey.
Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!
by mega millions March 14, 2007
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Carissa

Means "beloved" in Greek.

The best friend you will ever have. A beautiful, witty girl who drives an earth killer and is banned from consuming milkshake beverages. She owns enough handbags, blouses, and perfumes to start a Macy's. Also, your future maid-of-honor.
"Dude, who was that chick with the Coach sunglasses driving the really obnoxious truck?"
"Oh, that was just Carissa."
by Miss Gail May 28, 2008
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Chasing cars

If you're trying to get with someone way above your level of attractiveness...like way way way way way above your level of attractiveness.

A.) You'll never catch one.
B.) You wouldn't know what to do with one if you caught it, which you won't.

Just let her go, bro.
Let her go
I've been trying to get with Denza for the past couple of weeks...then I realised that I'm just chasing cars.
by squidofsymphony November 25, 2010
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cardsharp

A person who cheats at cards. Abreviated from cardsharper. Not someone who is good at cards, but someone who cheats. (Probably derived from the act of cheating by secretly scratching or marking cards during play with a sharp, hidden instrument.)
by Big Steve August 10, 2004
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