carpe diem

Like YOLO but way cooler.

Person 1: Woah, dude, why did you just do a belly flop from that diving board? It's so high!
Person 2: Carpe diem!
Dumb Fuck: wHo'S cARpE DiEM. gET wITh tHE TiMEs XD sAy YOLO.

by PancakesRule September 1, 2019

Carps

Carps meaning to be suspected or suspicious of.

1.) Hey foo you see that person staying their,they looking pretty carps

1.)Hurry up and hit the phone foo you looking carps

by Diaranson September 3, 2022

carpe diememe

Used to urge someone to make the most of the present time and give little thought to the future by creating dank memes out of any unfortunate situation.

Translates literally to: "seize the meme"

That meme will problem offend a lot of people... oh well, carpe diememe

by Juerdor Titsgo December 10, 2019

Arminian Koi Carp

1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi

3) user of the online banking service Revolut

4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.

i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"

by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018

Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!

My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"

by PV Person August 22, 2023

Operation Carpe Diem

A rogue covert operation conducted by Agent 8 that culminated on October 27, 2022, resulting in peace in the Middle East, and the promise of hope and prosperity for every human on planet earth.

Operation Carpe Diem successfully prevented World War 3 from destroying mother earth.

by Tin Man 8 October 27, 2022

Coonskin Carp

noun
The black Little Mermaid.

I've heard of a coonskin cap, but coonskin CARP? Come on now...

by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021