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Cannibal Logic

!.The logic that if you eat a person they never truly existed
2.A Rock Band band

~created by mike,renee,and nicole
1.Cannibal "who's fred"
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"

2.better then carnivorous penguins
by Mike,Renee,Nicole January 8, 2009
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Sophisticated Cannibalism

When you commit cannibalism for a reason other than survival, religion or tradition. These often include the taste, the experience, a weird fantasy or other reasons
John: JOE YOU MONSTER, YOU ATE HIM!! YOU ATE JAMES! YOU CRUEL CANNIBAL!
Joe: At least it was Sophisticated Cannibalism, I'm not some primitive monster. I have standards
by SchneemannDerAllerEchte February 25, 2024
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Cannibal

A person who is fed up with people
Cannibal: Ugh I'm so hungry
Cannibal 2: Here have the cold shoulder
by a friend for dinner October 16, 2022
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romantic cannibalism

the loving act of consuming (both literally and metaphorically) a lover/romantic interest in order to keep them with you for the rest of your life.
she ingested him completely, bones and all- an act of romantic cannibalism.
by skintothebone July 25, 2024
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Dishrack Cannibal

A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.
Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!
by peanutismint July 14, 2011
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Fandom Cannibal

Coinciding with Fandom Cannibalism

A Fandom Cannibal: is a person, usually an anti, who has run out of *appropriate victims to harass and target and moves on to other antis to harass. These individuals are usually attention seekers and will cause drama for the clout. Fandom Cannibalism almost always starts from a Fandom Cannibal.

(*The victims are usually people who don't fall under the Fandom Cannibals ludicrous moral compass)
"Weren't those two friends last week? Why are they attacking each other now?"

"Oh, they're both Fandom Cannibals. They'll go after anyone over a perceived wrong."
by Bl00dyButterfly September 14, 2024
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Mom cannibalism

Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.

"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*

Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.

Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)
"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"

"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"
by KnightDoesSomeRandomShit November 21, 2021
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