Caleden will Destroy YOUR MENTAL STATE OF MIND! A Caleden is chaos and nobody knows if it’s for good or bad never question Caleden!
To try to understand Caleden is to throw your life sanity and existence out the window.
To try to understand Caleden is to throw your life sanity and existence out the window.
Person 1: Caleden why are there forks and spoons in your pocket
Caleden : you dare question me
Person 1: never mind I’ll just ignore you
Caleden mentally trespassing into your mind and states: you can’t escape me
Caleden : you dare question me
Person 1: never mind I’ll just ignore you
Caleden mentally trespassing into your mind and states: you can’t escape me
by Idonyknowwhoiam January 28, 2025
Get the Caleden mug.You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.
Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025
Get the Caledonia Rubber Ducky mug.Maybe Billy Joel's "old friend" who moved out West and is now a microphone-wielding laughs-creator uses immensely-desirable "calmedy" in his shows, since he's been at-least-modestly successful and thus he doesn't "need anybody to worry about him 'cuz he's all right".
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Get the calmedy mug.Dan disappeared for hours. After being concerned of his whereabouts we found him baby calfed in the bathroom.
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Barbs call originated in Indiana. It occurred when a young boy told him mother in the morning that he had barfed last night, and in response the mother mistaken his statement that "barb had called last night". So you better hope you don't get barbs call anytime soon!
Barbs call originated in Indiana. It occurred when a young boy told him mother in the morning that he had barfed last night, and in response the mother mistaken his statement that "barb had called last night". So you better hope you don't get barbs call anytime soon!
Last Night I went out to the bars with my buddy for his bachelor party, regardless to say we went a little to hard and barb called me that night i didn't feel too good in the morning.
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