cracking

trying to crack. trying to make jokes

Me:yo fat brain ass
You:oh u cracking?

by Sr.G Oh May 11, 2006

Finger-cracking

A very bad habit that millions of people have, producing an irritating "cracking" sound. You'll know it when you hear it, or see someone doing it.

Why can't people crack all their fingers together at once and quickly get it over with?

by Flatlander April 16, 2005

cockingfucklesprick

Someone who you want to strangle because they drive you totally insane that is worse than an asshole but not quite as bad as a motherfucker.

Dadu is a cockingfucklesprick.

by Miz. Queen July 17, 2007

cackling ho

1. Referred to a chicken.
2. Could describe a woman who nags a lot or talks too much.

1. Let's go to get a 15 piece bucket of cackling ho and don't for get the hot sauce.

2. Ain't nothing but a bunch of cackling ho(s) in this party!

by kt357 January 9, 2008

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

sheet caking

/ʃi t keɪkɪŋ/ verb

Based on Tina Fey's appearance on the SNL Weekend Update, sheet caking is the act of binging (or engaging in equally indulgent and compulsive behavior) as a way to pretend feeling sorry for yourself is helpful to those with less privilege than you, especially in a politically tense climate. Also used to maintain denial about one's own complacency in the face of political upheaval and the suffering of others.

She was going to use my day off yesterday to get organized, but she read the news on Facebook and ended up sheet caking with pasta and garlic bread the rest of the night.

by EweBettawerk September 15, 2017

Cocking

The act of manipulating living, non-living, animate or in-animate objects with your penis.

Girl1: Arrghh, my throat is so sore I cant talk at all, i totally lost my voice, and i have bruises. I dont think that there was a single place on my body where this guys cock didnt go.

Girl2: that is what you get for getting cocked everyday of your weekend

Girl1: yeah, you're right I should probably stop cocking so much, but the way they manipulate me, i just can't stop.

by Teh_cocker May 4, 2010