by Neas_Rebel November 06, 2017
Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"
I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."
And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.
I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."
And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.
by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 04, 2015
Taking care of yourself is NOT a luxury, it is a necessity.
In 1985, I was so stressed out, I believed, you should NEVER use physical punishment, but I had spanked my child.
I confessed to my doctor and he referred me to an organization the could help.
In 1985, California's DCFS had a "Respite Program" & I was accepted.
The Rules for a Respite Program participant.
I was required to have a licensed/approved babysitter take care of all my children, only 2 for me.
I was required to have the sitter take over my responsibilities for 4 hours, once a week.
I was required to have the same exact day each week AND the same four hours each week.
I was required to agree that I would NOT do any chores or any errands DURING THAT 4 HOURS.
It was suggested that I start out the program, by spending r hours at the local park.
I MUST use those 4 hours ONLY to do "Fun" things.
Everyone's "Fun" activities are different, so 4 hours just enjoying a view (the park) will help you to discover OR Re-discover your "Fun" choices.
The program lasted 3 months with a possible 3 more months.
The program was " just what the doctor
Ordered", it worked wonders.
In 1991, I discovered an acquaintance that was in dire need of Respite Care.
She suffered from "Chronic Stress".
I provided her with the rules and volunteered to be her replacement.
She agreed, 4 months later, she was a totally different and much happier and healthier person and mother.
In 1985, I was so stressed out, I believed, you should NEVER use physical punishment, but I had spanked my child.
I confessed to my doctor and he referred me to an organization the could help.
In 1985, California's DCFS had a "Respite Program" & I was accepted.
The Rules for a Respite Program participant.
I was required to have a licensed/approved babysitter take care of all my children, only 2 for me.
I was required to have the sitter take over my responsibilities for 4 hours, once a week.
I was required to have the same exact day each week AND the same four hours each week.
I was required to agree that I would NOT do any chores or any errands DURING THAT 4 HOURS.
It was suggested that I start out the program, by spending r hours at the local park.
I MUST use those 4 hours ONLY to do "Fun" things.
Everyone's "Fun" activities are different, so 4 hours just enjoying a view (the park) will help you to discover OR Re-discover your "Fun" choices.
The program lasted 3 months with a possible 3 more months.
The program was " just what the doctor
Ordered", it worked wonders.
In 1991, I discovered an acquaintance that was in dire need of Respite Care.
She suffered from "Chronic Stress".
I provided her with the rules and volunteered to be her replacement.
She agreed, 4 months later, she was a totally different and much happier and healthier person and mother.
by MsDomesticEngineer007 November 15, 2016
A paradox that states that anyone who claims to not care about something cares enough to say that he or she does not care and therefore is interpreting the information given. A very uncommon phrase used to proclaim when one "does not care" and yelled at someone to annoy the crap out of them, as in the example below:
Person that does not care (PDC): Well i don't care about that
Annoying person: Care paradox!
PDC: I don't care about that either.
Annoying person: Care paradox!
PDC: Just shut up, won't you?
Annoying person: Well I can still say what I want! Right to free speech, remember?
PDC: Well, I don't-
Annoying person: Care -
PDC: Yeah. Now I really don't care.
Annoying person: Do you know what care paradox is? Look above this conversation. You'll understand soon enough.
PDC: I do and do not care.
Annoying person: Care paradox!
PDC: I don't care about that either.
Annoying person: Care paradox!
PDC: Just shut up, won't you?
Annoying person: Well I can still say what I want! Right to free speech, remember?
PDC: Well, I don't-
Annoying person: Care -
PDC: Yeah. Now I really don't care.
Annoying person: Do you know what care paradox is? Look above this conversation. You'll understand soon enough.
PDC: I do and do not care.
by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA April 03, 2016
I'm drunk take me to the hospital via Jan Care.
Granny's stumped toe this a code call Jan Care.
Jan Care Call 911 i have a paper cut.
What's the number for 911? Jan Care aka Jan Cab
Granny's stumped toe this a code call Jan Care.
Jan Care Call 911 i have a paper cut.
What's the number for 911? Jan Care aka Jan Cab
by Lt. General July 10, 2009
Haha, when you're lifting doing shoulder shrugs it just looks like you don't care. Let's go do some don't cares.
by Jay-Osh June 22, 2012
No one cares about you
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