Butthole Embargo

When you cease and desist all penial trade into your womans anus because shes being a total bitch.

The woman successfully shut the fuck up once the butthole embargo had been put into place.

by Bungholiocious March 18, 2010

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butthole queef

The sound a girls/guys butthole makes when you cum in there ass and pull out fast .

Guy.*pulls dick out of bullhole after cumming*
What was that sound?
Girl.just my butthole queef :)

by melissaaa923 August 31, 2015

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Rip butthole

To let out a decent sized fart.

Because Richard had to rip butthole whilst sitting on my sweatshirt, it reeked for the next week.

by HornedToad September 17, 2013

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A non-douched, under-prepared butt
hole.

A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.

A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.

That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazy butthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.

by WayTooDeep February 23, 2019

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butthole bingo

Someone playing Bingo with your butthole meaning

Hey Jeff, your going to jail tonight and your going to have a good time playing Butthole Bingo with the Guys.

by OMG it"s League god April 16, 2017

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butthole sweats

Where you are in a public place (like school or a museum) and you have a mad batch of diarrhea brewing... its so bad that you're clenching your anus so as not to leak out any butt sludge before you safely arrive at a toilet... in the meantime, you have a stream of sweat running down your back, and down your butt crack...

I ate some bad meatloaf at lunch today, and later I got a terrible case of the butthole sweats while in english class... I thought my colon was going to explode all over my chair!

by Flantari2 September 5, 2014

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