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No Butters

A phrase called after a story to imply that there is no exaggeration, lying, or one-upping occurring.
Brenna: "I drank so much last night I texted every person in my phonebook telling them how much I loved them."
Lauren: "I got so drunk this one time, I woke up with a lesbian humping my face. No butters!"
by GatorBaiter December 15, 2011
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PEANUT BUTTERS

WHEN YOU SIT ON THE POT AND PUSH LIKE MAD AND ALL THAT COMES IS A THICK PASTEY BROWN NUTTY TAFFY ROPE AND WHEN YOU WIPE YOUR STINK BUTTON IT NEVER COMES CLEAN SO YOU RESORT TO A WET NAP THEN YOU HAVE TO WIPE ONE MORE TIME TO DRY YOUR ASS BYE THIS TIME YOU HAVE IRRITATED YOUR SHITTER AND ARE BACK ON THE CRAPPER FOR A SECOND GO AROUND ITS FKN MADDENING THATS THE PEANUT BUTTERS ITS THICK PAINFUL AND IT NEVER QUITS
MAN MY POO HOLE ACHES IVE BEEN UP ALL NITE WITH THE FILTHY PEANUT BUTTERS I RAN OUT OF ASS WIPE SO I USED AN OLD SOCK I WAS SO TIRED I FLUSHED IT WHAT A MISTAKE I HAD A MAJOR SHIT FLOOD KANKLE DEEP I SAID FK IT AND WENT TO BED WET FEET AND ALL
by shannon motowakan October 13, 2011
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Lucas Butters

His last name describes it all, His hair is dipped in melted butter twice per day giving it a smooth and slippery texture.
Man did you know that that the USA invaded Iraq because they found Lucas Butters hair dipping pot there,
by Volki July 15, 2018
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Swapping butters

When you're the bachelor at a stag party, and your friend's plate has a nicer piece of butter on it, so you decide to switch the plates
Yo, the butter on your plate looks nicer than mine, I'm swapping butters
by mandeepr April 4, 2019
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The Hot Butters

When a half black, half white guy with an unusually small head from New Jersey thinks something is really cool.
That new Transformers movie is THE HOT BUTTERS!!!
by Mikesch29 November 13, 2007
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Leapold "Butters" Scotch

A fictional character from the television show "South Park". During season 6 he took the place of Kenny as Kenny had died permanantly (to be put back without warning at the end of "Red Sleigh Down"). He is most commonly known as just "Butters". Butters is blonde and has the same face as every other caucasion boy in 4th grade (exception: Eric T. Cartman). Butters was "kidnapped by a Porto Rican guy" (actually attempted to have been murdered by his mother) at the end of season 5.
I am so mad that Kenny got replaced by Leapold "Butters" Scotch!
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