Bulgaria

Bulgaria is the center of Christian Orthodoxism.

Are you Greek Orthodox or Russian Orthodox???
Neither. I am Bulgarian Orthodox.

by lidka March 25, 2004

turd burglar

One who burgles turds.

'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'

by therondi92 March 8, 2009

cunt burglar

1. A boyfriend who takes up all of your friend's time, making it impossible for the two you to hang out.

2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.

1. Susan and I used to hang out every weekend but that cunt burglar, Phil is taking all her time.

2. friend: Hey, Phil where's Susan?
phil: Gary got her.
friend: Argh that cunt burglar!

by fivesixace May 26, 2008

turd burglar

When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.

Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell

by Russian86 February 3, 2008

turd burglar

Humourously derogative term for a gay man.

That guy is fucking turd burglar!

by Dr. J.J. April 8, 2006

Bugler

The finest rolling tobacco known to man. Comes with 40 papers that are perfect for spliffs.

Often seen around college campuses due to it's extreme inexpensiveness (About 4.59 for .65 oz).

You got any bugler, man? I need my daily spliff.

by withappens November 26, 2009

turd burglar

the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing

you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.

by aline November 17, 2003