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Brushing Your Teeth

A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.
The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.
by Ground Beef Jesus January 28, 2007
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Bouncing Tigger

That Jan, man does she love her bouncing tigger!
by May2Keg June 21, 2007
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brunning

Come out tonight, stop being a brunning.
Don't be so brunning, cheer up.
by elizabeth smith66 January 23, 2011
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star crunching

It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.
by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011
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Apple Bouncing

The act of shoving an apple inside the vagina whilst anal sex is being performed
I bounced her apple all night long.

Apple Bouncing is very kinky
by griddleeee January 20, 2010
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Butt Brushing

The sexual act of giving someone a rim job while using their ass pubes to floss your teeth. Especially effective for those with braces.
My dentist told me that flossing is just as important as brushing, but i prefer Butt Brushing
by dirtydentist1212 April 19, 2011
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crunching

Hey Drewb's, quit buggin me, I'm crunching . . .
by DrFoot October 25, 2003
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