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bruined

to be raped or to rape, a rapist is a bruin
Jake: Dhue, i was raped!!!
Donahue: Go bruins!

Jake: We got bruined with homework from our english teacher.
by scooter peyton October 27, 2011
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Bruined

To have a potentially amazing experience or situation completely and utterly ruined by the lugheaded imbecilic bellowing fans of the Boston Bruins (or other Boston related sports franchises i.e. Red Sux, Nü England Patsies or Sellticks); to be crushed with a deep sense of loss and/or trauma as a result of the dimwitted monosyllabic grunting and brash chest thumping incessantly demonstrated by the conceited repugnant Boston sports cult followers indigenous, though in no way exclusive, to the Bostontoxicated Sulfuric Lakes Region of Eastern Massachusetts.
The Eddie Vedder concert in Providence, RI would have been incredible if it wasn't Bruined by all those Boston jackasses.
by Dr. Catalina Wine Mixer June 29, 2011
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Bruise hickey

1. a hickey on the same spot as a bruise.
2. usually given by disciplining your partner, then apologizing for it, and sucking it better.
3. the best kind is a simultaneous bruise hickey, which is done by magically punching and kissing the same exact place.
1. My girl got into a fight, and ended up bruised, so i made he whole body a bruise hickey.
2. she was super pissed at me, so she hit me with her heel, and then cried and begged to make it into a hickey.
3. i was totally doing the simultaneous bruise hickey last night, it was fuckin insane.
by vakee May 22, 2011
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bruised7

bruised7 is a hot lady.
bruised7 has a cat named Fluffy.
Fluffy has a brother named Symbil.
Symbil digs in the trash 24/7
fluffy is disgusted by symbil.
bruised7, bruised9... what about bruised8??????? hHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA UWU ;-; .-
by bruised7 August 4, 2021
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bruised9

An amazing mother and woman.
Works hard to make her children (bruised3, bruised7) her number one priority.

Beautiful beyond measure and kindness that never ends!!
you wont find a better friend out there, sigh.
An extremely sexy and passionate ladyboss don't begin to describe her!!

she is grace and beauty in public and sexy with a fire that wont be quenched at home. :weary:
She's still a dumbass that is mentally unstable tho
This more than anything else describes her,,
is that a Bruised9!!!
by hot kpop woman August 4, 2021
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Bruisey

(Adj.) used on west coast as an alternative to interesting
"Gnarly dude! That's totally Bruisey."

"I'm bruisen for a cruisin
by Brotally Bruisey February 13, 2017
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brussed

by Tommy Supreme February 8, 2018
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