Brexit

A mess.

Person1: my life is worse than brexit
Person2: oh no it isn’t xoxo

by Hehsvseh April 15, 2019

Brexit

Sexual - When you promise to pull out but you don’t

So I gave her a brexit

by Recce November 21, 2019

Brexit Bump

Meaning 1: An issue in your life that can likely be boiled down to Brexit either being something that happened as a result of Brexit or something that Brexit did that made your life more difficult.

Meaning 2: A baby born during the Brexit period (2016-2020)

"Hey Sarah, I now have to sell my villa in Spain because of Brexit"
"Yeah, that's such a brexit bump"

"Yo Tony, did you know that Lea was born in 2018?"
"No way, I didn't know that she was a Brexit Bump"

by Tailor of Chaos February 12, 2023

brexit

The nasty shit you take after breakfast, which generally involves a fair amount of regret.

gonna have a fag, oop! brexit!

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J July 15, 2019

to brexit (v.); brexiting (n)

A verb meaning to say "Goodbye" without actually leaving. Usually used in online conversations, when someone says "Good night" or "Goodbye", but still reads messages and replies to them.

A: Yo imma go to sleep. good night yall.
B: Good night.
...
some minutes later
...
C: As I've said, Jeremy, this madman, just fuckin jumped off the cliff into the sea and broke both of his legs when hitting the bottom.
A: Lmao thats siiiick.
B: Yo A is brexiting again....
A: Fuck you.

to brexit (v.); brexiting (n)

by mr.language.professor March 21, 2019

The Brexit

When your partner cums in your ass, and then when they go to smack it afterwards, you fart the shit and cum out all over their hand.

*sharts cum on their hand*

My partner: "Babe, why'd you have to give me the Brexit?"

by SammySterling July 10, 2024

Brexit

"Brexit", when used as a verb, is the act of commiting an unnecessary and incredibly dangerous tackle in football (soccer).

*Player speeding past most of the team only being followed by a defender*
"Oi! Brexit him!"

by Infinitythereal June 10, 2023