person with a very large penis
by killa turkey145 May 04, 2016
Jim: "Man... I can't believe Jay Leno would leave the Tonight Show just to start his own show."
Sam: "Yea he pulled a Brett Favre!"
Sam: "Yea he pulled a Brett Favre!"
by MNIGHT August 22, 2009
1) A substitute for the "your mom" punchline of a 'yo momma' style joke. Used among friends to prevent from offending one another during a good volley of good-natured mother-insults.
2) An alcoholic beverage popular among the Los Angeles nightclub and bar scenes. A "Brett's Mom" is prepared differently be every bartender and described only as "something that smells skanky and goes down easy." Bartenders are given creative license to prepare a surprise concoction of their own invention whenever the drink is ordered and many of them take great pride in the originality of their respective recipes which are sometimes even served flambe as a "Flaming Brett's Mom"
3) A highly sought after strain of indica-based marijuana grown in Northern California. "Brett's Mom" is known to induce an energetic and euphoric high often discussed among aficionados with remarks such as "Air body get did good by Brett's Mom"
2) An alcoholic beverage popular among the Los Angeles nightclub and bar scenes. A "Brett's Mom" is prepared differently be every bartender and described only as "something that smells skanky and goes down easy." Bartenders are given creative license to prepare a surprise concoction of their own invention whenever the drink is ordered and many of them take great pride in the originality of their respective recipes which are sometimes even served flambe as a "Flaming Brett's Mom"
3) A highly sought after strain of indica-based marijuana grown in Northern California. "Brett's Mom" is known to induce an energetic and euphoric high often discussed among aficionados with remarks such as "Air body get did good by Brett's Mom"
1) "What's the difference between the Mojave Desert and Brett's Mom? The Mojave is easier to get wet and a hell of lot easier to get across."
2) "Excuse me, bartender, could I get two Brett's Moms?" "Uh... what's in that?" "It's up to you, really. It's just something that smells skanky and goes down easy."
3) "Hey man, did you bring Brett's Mom? I'll trade you some L.A. Confidential for some of that."
2) "Excuse me, bartender, could I get two Brett's Moms?" "Uh... what's in that?" "It's up to you, really. It's just something that smells skanky and goes down easy."
3) "Hey man, did you bring Brett's Mom? I'll trade you some L.A. Confidential for some of that."
by Undercover Bob June 19, 2008
by tits s. January 19, 2009
a hoe and an idiot. has multiple “back up plans” and is a loser in general. no one knows how any one is even friends with him or likes him.
by Isaisdabomb June 16, 2019
Yo yo yo, ol man Johnson just turned 60 and he is still trying to play ball?! What is he Brett Favre'in??
by Quiksillvr August 12, 2008
God... Often associated with pure, unadulterated, GREATNESS... also, often referred to as a "LEGEND"... could beat Chuck Norris in street fight... makes every other single person seem worthless
by Ryan J. X-Factor February 15, 2008