BP Pimps

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Person:1 Have you seen the new Bp Pimps Video
Person:2 Yeah it was awesome

by LukeIsAStinkyBoy May 2, 2022

BP and water

Disastrous chemistry with your significant other. Like oil and water.

My boyfriend and I used to get along so well and now we are just like BP and water. I think it's time to dump him.

by Tiffwit July 9, 2010

BP'd

1. Used to describe a screw up of epic proportions.

2. It can all be used to describe anything epic-ly awesome in a very sarcastic manner.

3. Also used to describe any horrific act.

"so, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night" "oh yea, i BP'd that vagina til 4am!"

how was your final?

oh man, I BP'd that sh!t then immediately went and got wasted!

I got BP'd last night and now im dealing with this epic hangover

i couldn't have BP'd that better myself

Dude...I just poisoned a whole ecosystem...I bp'd that shit up!

by pinkerten June 8, 2010

bp champs

Beer Pong Champions, the winners of a beer pong game or tournament.

Bro it was sick! Me and Tyler were bp champs!

by brownnsh November 29, 2010

BP rich

The act of receiving a large amount of cash from BP. Recipients usually were not at all affected financially by the spill but hit the BP lotto when BP was distributing cash loosely to keep peoples minds off the catastrophe they created.

"Check out Jim's new 30k ride!", Craig exclaims. "Doesn't Jim just work part time at Burger King?" queried David. "Not anymore he quit his job once he got BP rich and just rides around all day" says Craig.

by TonyBaloneyfromBP March 5, 2011

BP Disaster

Create Texas pipeline. Place in rectum and pop inside ass, creating mass destruction and plentiful orgasms

Person 1: Baby I love the feel of your shit in my ass. The thought of pooping your poop makes me so damn horny!

Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.

by LordBroseidon September 26, 2012

bp time

BP Time means "black people" time. It means: arriving somewhere late. AKA, how our pastor explains some us of getting to church 30 minutes after it starts. Usually only used by black people to black people.

*Someone walks in an hour late anywhere

On-time person: Wow, their clock must have been set to BP time.

by Mikel.Page March 3, 2019