"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
by Justin Thorson September 10, 2008
Get the enclosed instruction book mug.1) that is not true, according to my morals, principles, and beliefs
2) in a place other than the bound collection of literature that belongs to me or rests in my hand
2) in a place other than the bound collection of literature that belongs to me or rests in my hand
1)
Cop: "Oh man, what a hard day of busting drug dealers it's been. A big fat J would really hit the spot right now. Can I borrow some papers?"
Your square ass: "Isn't that...um...illegal? Smoking marijuana, I mean?"
Cop: "Not in my book. Bitch."
2)
"Damn, a playa really needs to take a piss after those 10 beers I just had. Over here would be a good spot."
"Oh shit!!!! Not in my book!!!"
"Whoops, sorry about that."
Cop: "Oh man, what a hard day of busting drug dealers it's been. A big fat J would really hit the spot right now. Can I borrow some papers?"
Your square ass: "Isn't that...um...illegal? Smoking marijuana, I mean?"
Cop: "Not in my book. Bitch."
2)
"Damn, a playa really needs to take a piss after those 10 beers I just had. Over here would be a good spot."
"Oh shit!!!! Not in my book!!!"
"Whoops, sorry about that."
by Nick D November 24, 2003
Get the not in my book mug.The appropriate response to any stupid political analogy that uses material from the Harry Potter books as a reference point.
HP devotee #1: "When Voldemort is president, Dumbledore's army needs a whole lot of Hermoines!"
HP devotee #2: "If the students at Hogwarts can defeat the death eaters, then we can defeat the NRA!"
George Takei tweet: "So, are we basically saying now that Senator McCain is Severus Snape?"
Normal person: "Seriously? Read another book."
HP devotee #2: "If the students at Hogwarts can defeat the death eaters, then we can defeat the NRA!"
George Takei tweet: "So, are we basically saying now that Senator McCain is Severus Snape?"
Normal person: "Seriously? Read another book."
by Martin Luther Cream June 4, 2018
Get the read another book mug.guy 1: why you outta breathe?
guy 2: 5.0 came thru outta no where
guy 1: so what
guy 2: what u mean 'so what?', i had a 50 sack, i booked it
guy 2: 5.0 came thru outta no where
guy 1: so what
guy 2: what u mean 'so what?', i had a 50 sack, i booked it
by yungB45th January 29, 2010
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a sarcastic response to the query "what are you doing?""what are you doing with that" when your exact intentions are clearly obvious
comes from a line from a line in the 4th episode of the HBO series BOARDWALK EMPIRE by bootlegger Chalky White as played by Michael K. Williams (Omar from The Wire) orating the grand wizerd of the kkk about the lynching death of his father shortly before torturing him
Chalky's dead father was a carpentor.Chalky whips out his old carpentry tools, the klansman responds "what are you going to do with them?" chalky responds
"well I ain't building no bookcase"
a sarcastic response to the query "what are you doing?""what are you doing with that" when your exact intentions are clearly obvious
comes from a line from a line in the 4th episode of the HBO series BOARDWALK EMPIRE by bootlegger Chalky White as played by Michael K. Williams (Omar from The Wire) orating the grand wizerd of the kkk about the lynching death of his father shortly before torturing him
Chalky's dead father was a carpentor.Chalky whips out his old carpentry tools, the klansman responds "what are you going to do with them?" chalky responds
"well I ain't building no bookcase"
theres a pipe in front of you. you start packing it with pot your friend says "you gonna smoke that"
you say...
Well I ain't building no bookcase
you say...
Well I ain't building no bookcase
by slappy the singing sea otter November 10, 2010
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Anyone that has the characteristics of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include:
- arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever.
- informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for Windows 95."
- insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book titles to back their point up.
- fat arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
- skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail.
- always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network.
- doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)
Anyone that has the characteristics of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include:
- arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever.
- informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for Windows 95."
- insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book titles to back their point up.
- fat arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
- skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail.
- always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network.
- doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)
I left my MSN on auto file accept accidentally and went out. When I got home this comic book guy on my list had sent me about a hundred files he had downloaded off bit torrent. Most of it was pr0n or pictures of wizards from role play games.
by Cabji March 1, 2004
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by Nicolesunshine77829 August 10, 2018
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