mind over bowels

The power to be able to suppress defecating regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.

Johana: Hey! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a shit right now!
Shaun: No can do, girl! Just use your mind over bowels!

by bishop357 October 2, 2011

emptying bowels

When you're at a club/dance and you're getting super freaky with some girl from behind.

"Man did you see Henri last night? He was going around emptying bowels"

by Andy Myles January 2, 2009

Bowen

To "do a bowen" is to hit someone over the head with a keyboard when you are vexed.

Woah, that kid just did a bowen on that poor girl from the library. I hear she's gone to hospital!

by That Kid You Don't Know March 7, 2011

Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.

"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"

by reddirtgirl May 7, 2010

Bowen

A Christian player who has no respect for females and talks to a bunch of girls but doesn’t actually do anything physical with them.

He is such a Bowen, he tries to talk to as many girls as he can and then drops them.

by wearefrover February 23, 2022

Irritable Bowel Howl

A low pitched howling noise someone with IBS makes when they are feeling some kind of discomfort, often emotional. It can also be used to accentuate a sentence with little to no effect. The noise can be be best described as the sound that a dinosaur would make when hit by a train.

1: Zack: Joe, you're retarded.
Joe: HNNNNNGGGGGGGG

2: Mark: Man, I'm awesome at this HHNNNNGGGGG.
Jack: Nice Irritable Bowel Howl, there.

by srj1224 February 3, 2010

Super Bowel

A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.

Dave, I had a Super Bowel this morning... no more buffalo wing hot sauce for me.

by californiatoilet February 7, 2010