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Face Boning 

When someone constantly checks their facebook profile as well as their friends profiles, looking for any conversations involving themselves. This person often has no love life and lives vicariously through other people on facebook.
Megan: "Who you Face Boning?"
Lauren: "Oh... I thought I saw my name on this hot guy's page."
Megan: "You're such a loser."
Face Boning by Hidya Wife Hidya Kids February 20, 2011
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booking the cooks 

The process of visiting an Urban Dictionary page daily, rating your definition at 5, and everyone else's at 1, so that your definition appears on top.
Nobody else has a defintion for this, so I won't have to book the cooks this time.
booking the cooks by enjuneer November 13, 2003
Someone who's booing on their game. Sucks at what they say, do or have in life. Like booze. But boozing. Not drunk talk but stupid talk.
Monica: hey Sarah, how come you don't conversate with peter anymore

Sarah: man, he boozing.
The process of launching a tree into outer space.

Boning.
Oh man did you see that tree man!
Fuck yeah boning!
boning by Reirin June 18, 2011
Verb
gerund or present participle: Boof

1. The act of smelling putrid

2. The act of expelling or reaking a airbourne gas/vapor from one's body which is to the average human "Smelly" or "Disgusting"
Ayo move over, George is extra "boofing" today.
I was walking behind the thicc girl but then she boofed right in front of me, she smelled like tuna and shit.
Boofing by HerpesSpreader March 18, 2018

boning out 

leaving, exiting
"This party is boring, let's BONE OUT"
"Instead of staying at my Grandmother's house, I boned out"
boning out by Rebecca July 6, 2003