Awkward Balloon

the epitome of awkwardness, the in awkward social situations, hold your right hand close to your right boob as if you were holding a balloon, with your eyes wandering aimlessly around the room, as if you were looking for something (you might need to turn around or look under your feet for the full effect)and making strange facial expressions. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. if you are with your friends, you can pass out balloons and be an awkward balloon salesman.

Mom: "yes kids, the church director actually does have sex with his wife"

Nicole: (Awkward Balloon)

by Curly McCurls November 17, 2009

balloon boy

1.a cunt bag 2. an alternitive name to FUCK BOY 3. a five nights at freddy's 2 character 4. a dong inhaling enragement child.

me:FUCK YOU BALLOON BOY STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!

by theninjafoxx May 11, 2015

BollockChops

A word made from the two words "Bollocks" (balls, testicles etc) and "Chops" (mouth, lips etc.)

This is used by a person to describe or name somebody who has said something that is rubbish, inflammatory, or abusive to them.

1: "I'm related to royalty, you know!"
"Fuck off, bollockchops. You might be a queen but you aren't royal."

2: Chuck: "I'm only telling you all to do it because I know better and you are all too damn ignorant to figure it out by yourselves"

Bill (under his breath) "Crap, Bollockchops is spoiling for a fight again."

by blueliner49 January 30, 2010

ballon knot

the ballon knot is a term for the anus

"i pulled out of her ballon knot then stuffed it in her mouth"

by cornfed666 January 26, 2006

Balloon Shop

Balloon Shop- Most definitely the greatest youtube channel out there with hits such as

Hey Ben
Take it to the Next Level
Shake
Snack Pack
I'm Listening to my Radio, Derrick!

and much much more

Guy 1: did you see the new balloon shop video

Guy 2: yeah, dude it was hilarious

by Youtube Lover June 4, 2009

Ball Balloon

When the scrotum is stretched over the anal opening, and then a fart is expelled into the stretched scrotum, thus creating a balloon like effect projected by the scrotum, as it fills with warm fart gas.

Dude, I almost got ball ballooned, but it was too cold out, so it didn't work.

by Baxter Wyman December 29, 2010

Balloon

A very weird thing that is basically a colored plastic sack of your breath to give your friend on their birthday.

"Here's a balloon for you!"

by Ekker October 14, 2014