bockenstedt

It’s the hardened piece of feces that has trouble coming out of your anus after a few days of constipation.

Finally got that bockenstedt out of my ass.

by what you talking about May 15, 2009

Bocking

Butt Docking

The act of docking assholes together instead of penises

Dude bro, I'm so tired of regular docking. Let's smash our assholes together tonight...

I wanna start Bocking

by boofaholic October 27, 2016

bockle

To snuggle sweetly, to cuddle.

I can't wait to come home and bockle your britches.

by Pantsface McGee June 21, 2005

Bocks

The bastardisation of 'box', a common term for a standard ATX computer case.

j00 leet mofo and j0r l33t bocks.

by CyraKrin October 15, 2003

BockBlocked

When you half drunkenly rush down to your your local neighborhood "BlockBuster Video" 5 minutes before closing to rent a 99 cent shitty comedy, only to find, the door locked, a stoned video store employee checking in movies, while Shrek 2 plays on the in-store monitor. You succumb the higher powers, looking upwards, arms stretched outward... Why? The powers reply only symbolically. The illuminated BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO sign above is laughing down at you, silently clarifying, "You Have Been BOCKBLOCKED!"

"I don't know what to say baby. We're just going to have to watch Rush Hour 2 again... Fuck me, I got BockBlocked."

by DoftheA_200BC February 28, 2009

bockeeza

funny way of saying boxer. For use with dog only

Does not pertain to fighter... or undergarment.

pronounced often at top of ones lungs.

alternate pronunciations or slang

Bock-zah
Bock Bock Bock
Bockumzockum Bock Box

The bockeeza ate the cat poop fresh out of the litter box like they were non -pareils.

After a couple hours in the crate, the bock bock bock ran figure eights so tight it was a straight line.

by yourrealnamecaniacgirl July 20, 2010

bockel

word used solely by people from keyworth (usually ex-navvies) who dont know any better

I'm in my wardrome and i've finished this one, gizza nuvva bockel!

by roddy January 7, 2004