blobster

a really fat person from marybank

wow, look at that blobster

by fat marc October 17, 2009

Blob

Best Last Option Bae. From the most pirated movie in history.

I have to get laid at this party. But if all fails, Jamie is my BLOB.

by unofficially October 27, 2016

Blobbfish

Blobbfish is our lord and saviour. Blobbfish is genderless and lives in a dark hole where it does unspeakable things...
If you see one, you should bow down before this mighty creature starts to play dirty....

BLOBBFISH IS LOVE BLOBFISH IS LIFE
BLOBBFISH WiLL MAKE YOU LOVE
BLOBBFISH WILL END YOUR LIFE

by blobbfish March 16, 2019

Doing a Blob

Purposefully removing oneself from a sexually pleasureable expierence.

"Man did you hear about Blob, doing a Blob? He totally backed out of having his dick sucked by a hot girl."

by explicit x trollololol October 20, 2011

blobnoxious

Refers to a lady who is being more than usually unco-operative, illogical, irational, short tempered and just plain horrible simply because the decorators are in. Formed from obnoxious and on the blob.

dont try asking her for anything, shes being totally blobnoxious

by Bad Dragon February 29, 2008

blobsquatch

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

by Cuddles McStig October 12, 2008

Defiant Blob

A regular MLIA commenters, tinychatter, and flockdrawian, recognized by a fair amount of people within the MyLifeIsAverage commenting community. As the name states, he is a defiant blob. Defiant Blob's interest include animation, OP bashing, and nomming apples.

Defiant Blob has been particularly defiant today.

by Defiant_Blob November 15, 2010