by mom December 14, 2003
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WARNING: May cause pleasure.
WARNING: May cause pleasure.
by The anom May 11, 2014
Get the 'Blowjob' mug.A blowjob is when someone is hired for the job of performing oral sex on a man's penis, otherwise known as fellatio.
Whores are hired and paid to do this job, because that is what it is, a job.
Girlfriends may perform this job with the expected payment of reciprocal action performed on them by the man. (To prevent misunderstandings, men who receive a blowjob should ask before hand if reciprocation is expected).
No blowjob shall be considered complete until the man experiences orgasm and ejaculates. (Swallowing is optional but very appreciated).
When unsure of the sexual status of either partner, blowjobs may be performed while the man is wearing a condom. Performing a blowjob in this method reduces the oral sensations experienced by the male. This effect almost always prolongs the time required to achieve orgasm and increases the job difficulty for the one performing the blowjob. Lubricated condoms often taste unpleasant either from the condom material, usually latex, or the lubricant that comes with the condom. Rinsing off the condom before application can reduce the flavor intensity. Flavored lubricants can also reduce/mask the unpleasant taste of the condom.
Whores are hired and paid to do this job, because that is what it is, a job.
Girlfriends may perform this job with the expected payment of reciprocal action performed on them by the man. (To prevent misunderstandings, men who receive a blowjob should ask before hand if reciprocation is expected).
No blowjob shall be considered complete until the man experiences orgasm and ejaculates. (Swallowing is optional but very appreciated).
When unsure of the sexual status of either partner, blowjobs may be performed while the man is wearing a condom. Performing a blowjob in this method reduces the oral sensations experienced by the male. This effect almost always prolongs the time required to achieve orgasm and increases the job difficulty for the one performing the blowjob. Lubricated condoms often taste unpleasant either from the condom material, usually latex, or the lubricant that comes with the condom. Rinsing off the condom before application can reduce the flavor intensity. Flavored lubricants can also reduce/mask the unpleasant taste of the condom.
Candy rewarded her boyfriend by performing a blowjob for him
Bob went down to the red light district and hired himself a blowjob from one of the whores.
Bob went down to the red light district and hired himself a blowjob from one of the whores.
by Pornlover February 19, 2014
Get the Blowjob mug.A sentimental act in which a female places her mouth around a large metal rod made by another male as a process of mating in order to show the male that the female is committed
Woman #1: I gave a tasty blowjob to Jim’s huge, long metal rod the other day
Woman #2: that’s pretty cool but Steven’s rod was much longer
Woman #2: that’s pretty cool but Steven’s rod was much longer
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Get the Blowjob mug.To really make a mess of something, or to cock up. You have blowjobbed something if you've caused it to go wrong.
Person 1 - "Hey, how's that cake going?"
Person 2 - "Not good, I'm really blowjobbing it."
Person 3 - "God, yeah, you've well blowjobbed that bugger."
Person 2 - "Not good, I'm really blowjobbing it."
Person 3 - "God, yeah, you've well blowjobbed that bugger."
by gang_star2000 May 2, 2008
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