blitzcrack

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière

In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

BlitzBlackStar

Big shlong Black Canadian who flies lego helis and doesnt do crack (yet)

Oh thats blitzblackstar, He has a bbc ; )

by BlitzBlackStar July 14, 2021

Blitz_I3

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Remember that time when Blitz_I3 said, “ARE YOU KIDDING ME”?

by Blitz_I3’s Slave January 29, 2022

Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.

“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”

by MHlovr March 9, 2022

Birdie Blitz

When lots of birds crap all over your car in the same period of time.

I parked under a tree overnight and woke up to a birdie blitz

by MadBants September 21, 2011

Pocket Blitz

When one person in a groups phone rings, and everyone scrambles to his/her pockets for their phone in case it's theirs.

"I was at a party last night with some friends and Caleb's phone rang, and the whole place pocket blitzed."

by Krispekreme January 18, 2013

Jack & Blitz situation

In criminal law, the act of tying a person up to a bunk or bed with the intention to extract information out of the person who is tied up. If caught, can carry many years behind state or federal prison

Jenifer is in behind walls for a Jack & Blitz situation, she tied her boss up one night to a bed and stole his credit card information from him by making him talk

by Tongue Rust November 1, 2018