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portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game
In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered
by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021
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Blendered

Being blinded in a blinder
In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered
by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020
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Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on
My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night
by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013
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tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
by Jewish madam August 9, 2018
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Blendered

You will be blendered
by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020
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blender

I STUCK MY DICK IN TO IT!!!!!!!!
omg he stuck is dick in to a blender
by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 17, 2022
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Blender

The boys blended it in the oleaster, blending it as nurses.
He pulled a blender and blended her snap, then pussy
by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024
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