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Jingle Blaster

noun (adventure time slang)
A jerk

Syn: Real outloud flim flammer
Finn: "I'm gonna be frank here, your son's a real-time jingle blaster."
by you-are-cool September 4, 2021
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Tarkatan Ass-Blaster

When preforming reverse cowgirl anal sex, take your partner, and spin her wildly like Baraka's spin move from Mortal Kombat.
Jim, I totally gave Miranda a Tarkatan Ass-Blaster!
by Geno-Cyde May 24, 2011
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Cyber Power Blaster

Hackers who target pornographic websites and make animated lasers shoot from the orifices and nipples of nude photos.
When Larry Flynt turned on his computer and signed into Hustler.com, he was surprised to see that it had been tampered with by a cyber power blaster.
by PanhandleSlim July 27, 2011
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San Clemente Sand Blaster

It’s when you’re receiving a blowjob from a girl, and right when you’re about to nut, you squeeze your dick, allowing the jizz the build up pressure... Then you pull out, release your grip and blast on her face... much like a sand blaster from San Clemente
Brittany who is from Ohio was giving Derek head, when he was about to cum, he squeezed his Weiner, pulled out, and sand blaster her face- all the while yelling “welcome to San Clemente Sand Blaster, Bitch” !
by Uncle Teeler April 13, 2019
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Triple Jiggle Woppa Woppa blaster 3000

When a girl vigorously shakes her breasts at least 3 times after a tit fuck and your cum starts shooting around the room.
Oh man, she gave me a triple jiggle woppa woppa blaster 3000 because I finished early. Now I have to shower
by Brief Velkoz May 17, 2019
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Black Boy Basted/Blasted

the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.
Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! I’m gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. I’m just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they don’t suspect anything.
by ohsooriginal June 23, 2019
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Fat Boner Blaster

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.
Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.
by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019
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