dogs are barking

Your feet fucking hurt, stink, and reek.

From the movie "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

"My dogs are barking" *Removes Shoes and Socks.

by Mitochondria2009 November 28, 2009

blarting

After the act of anal sex, the woman shoots the ejaculate out of her anus and snorts it like a line of coke.

Dude shelly has been blarting me for weeks!

by PdotJ5ive January 13, 2011

Barking Spider

A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.

( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.

by Mark Trageser March 7, 2008

your dogs are barking

you got some ugly ass feet and they're probably smelly too

person: *sends a pic of feet*
me: "girl your dogs are barkinggg"

by peahfaithywaithy July 23, 2017

barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.

Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.

by W. Lunker March 6, 2008

Barking Spider

Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real

Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider

Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider

by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010

dogs are barking

"dogs are barking" dogs actually refers to ones feet. It is unclear if the term barking means hurt or smell.

after a long day on your feet. Boy, my "dogs are barking"

by creature2 August 26, 2008