blanch

1) To physically or emotionally hurt someone.

2) To perform exceedingly well in a task.

1) Did you see that fight yesterday? That guy got blanched!
2) I'm gonna blanch my driving test.

by adgad June 1, 2009

blanch

usually reffering to a small penis boy. a faggot. a bitch.
center of all jokes

lets make like a tree and blanch the fuck on out of here.

yo that girl is going out with a blanch?
yea she tells me their done in one minute

by michael gallager November 16, 2006

Blanch

A name for your grandma most likely in spanish its "El Blancho"

Dude did you eat my BLANCH'S COOKIES!
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aight cheef

by qwsdfgbhnmk,juytrewsadfghj October 24, 2018

Blanch

The color of a branch

That shirt isn’t brown, it’s more of a blanch.

by jonstoch January 27, 2018

Blanch

A Blanch is when someone makes a gowing, realizes their blunder, and tries in vain to redeem them selves by making their gowing funny, but only compounds the error. After the failure is realized by bystanders, one or possibly several of them call "Blanch!"

(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)

Example:

James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!

All bystanders: ... Gowing!

James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.

All bystanders: ...

Bystander 1: Blanch!

Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!

by JakiiB + Will Lyall April 20, 2007

Blanch

when someone says a joke and people laugh. Then someone calls a Gowing cause they thought it was bad, so you call Blanch.

Joke is told,
Laughter,
someone says "Gowing!"
someone else says "BLANCH!"

by Broadbent November 20, 2006

blanch

A combination of Blue Cheese and Ranch Dressing sure to please the palette and the stomach. Goes particularly well with cheese fries, wings, jalapeno poppers, and burgers. Can also be used to induce vomiting for extremely intoxicated individuals.

Waitress, can I get a side of Blanch with my fries?

by Cary S June 16, 2008