blackberried

To be so inundated with emails, texts, instant messages and phone calls that you can't keep up.

"Hey...can I respond to your email/voicemail/text/instant message later? I'm blackberried right now!"

by mcbedro March 9, 2009

blackbeard

the act of projecting semen upon the face of your partner in intercourse and immediately following this action with the immediate removal of their pubic hairs and then applying the pubic hairs to the "glue" that the semen has created upon one's visage. this will create a unique portrayal of the infamous "blackbeard the pirate" who raped, pillaged, and plundered the lost souls on the atlantic ocean

After Janine passed out at the Halloween party I gave her a blackbeard to complement the pirate costume she was already wearing

by forsafesexuselatex July 7, 2004

black berry sleaze cake

The action of punching your girlfriend in the eye then cuming on the black eye.

That bitch bit my dick so have her a black berry sleaze cake.

by Captain_LC February 28, 2017

Blackbeirding

The act of lighting ones pubes on fire resembling famous pirate Blackbeard and then jacking off/sex

Guy 1:”yo I blackbeirded the fuck out of that bitch last night”

Guy 2:”I’ve never tried blackbeirding before, should I?”

Guy 1:”dawg it was a whole ass experience”

by ShiverzZz-On-Twitch May 3, 2019

BrickBerry

The new BlackBerry storm when it stops working (usualy 10 to 15 times a day)

Man Id call Felecia to come spend the night but my BrickBerry isnt working!

by jHannsz January 19, 2009

blackbeard

the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)

my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.

by mmm October 3, 2003

blackberries

Blackberries happen monthly via menstruation. The blackberries are the clots that are passed during the flow of menstruation.

Danger, the blackberries have arrived.

by Jersey Girl the Fokstar February 4, 2008