Bjorking (verb) is when you're messing around, having fun, gettin crazy, but mostly having fun and vibing in good intent.
Can also mean experimenting, so like if you're trying a new character in a video game, you're bjorking.
It comes from Bjork (Icelandic musician and singer) and her attitude towards life depicted from interviews she's done in the past.
Can also mean experimenting, so like if you're trying a new character in a video game, you're bjorking.
It comes from Bjork (Icelandic musician and singer) and her attitude towards life depicted from interviews she's done in the past.
M: Hey! What have you been up to?
H: Y'know, just Bjorking around and whatnot
M: Wanna play some Mortal Kombat? I'm picking Kitana this time
H: Oh you're just Bjorking around huh?
H: Y'know, just Bjorking around and whatnot
M: Wanna play some Mortal Kombat? I'm picking Kitana this time
H: Oh you're just Bjorking around huh?
by malza_69 March 1, 2022
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When my girlfriend and I were Björking last night it felt like we were fucking the universe into being.
Hey baby, want to take some shrooms and have a hot Björking session tonight?
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by anonymous January 21, 2023
Get the Björking mug.An amendment to the classic doorknob game, when someone rips one more deadly than Hiroshima, but they say “safety” before anyone can say “doorknob” someone else can yell out “Bork-Knob” and they get to beat the shit out of the farter until he/she spells out “Bork-Knob”
Scenario:
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
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Get the Bork-Knob mug.from the English 'Bad Joke'. Most commonly describing a female of breathtaking good looks. So stunning that it is a 'joke'. it is also used to describe a type of perferction, as well as a large and well formed bottom.
by girrrrrl November 13, 2010
Get the sick-bjork mug.1) When the girl is so wet that the thrusting impact is so hard that the copulation can only be described as an orgasmic mixture of slammin uglies.
2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton
2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton
by aspen4life November 9, 2011
Get the Slam Borkin mug.The time(s) of day when your dogs start singing you the song of their people. Can be out of anger or excitement, when they want something from you. The borkening usually occurs when they want food, someone comes over, or they want out of their crates.
Ex 1)
*dogs borking like crazy*
Person 1: Why are the dogs barking so much?
Person 2: It’s the borkening. They want out of their crates. It happens every morning.
Ex 2)
*dog borking in the other room as someone arrives*
Guest: Is your dog okay?
Host: Yeah, don’t worry they perform the borkening whenever someone comes over, they just want to be let out to see you.
*dogs borking like crazy*
Person 1: Why are the dogs barking so much?
Person 2: It’s the borkening. They want out of their crates. It happens every morning.
Ex 2)
*dog borking in the other room as someone arrives*
Guest: Is your dog okay?
Host: Yeah, don’t worry they perform the borkening whenever someone comes over, they just want to be let out to see you.
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