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bert mccracken

Very talented vocalist for the band the Used..oh and by the way, I met him at the Wraped tour..lets just say humping his leg isn't all it's cracked up to be
by Sandra September 12, 2003
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BERT MCCRACKEN

Hey, aren't you Phil's brother?
by fdslkj February 1, 2004
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Bert

"You're too Bert to ride the rollercoaster, I'm afraid."
by llams August 4, 2009
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a bert

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"

might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.
by Winthrop Paul September 3, 2008
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hurting bert

sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising
last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert
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bert

1. An exclaimation conveying one's extreme displeasure with a person, idea or action, usually done in a mocking tone with a higher, shriller voice.

2. (verb) To use the exclaimation bert . Usually this is done with a hard chop to one's breastbone, repeatedly. "Berting" is often done with other nonsense words and with the front two teeth protruding out of one's mouth.


Etymology: This expression is commonly used in the more Northwestern parts of Virginia and bordering areas circa 1997.
1. Bert! I'm an owl! Look at me! Bert!

2. I berted at them because they'd rather skateboard than play football.
by Mill Race July 25, 2008
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Bert McCracken

One of the worst lead singers in a band besides Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. Bert McCracken looks like he smells.I wouldn't be surprised if he did. He is the lead singer for one of the worst bands in the world,The Used. The dude is on so much drugs that he can't sit down and be interviewed like a normal person should be.

There is rumors that Bert and Gerard had or are in a relationship. Neither one of them have denyed it.
Some random girl-ISN'T BERT McCRACKEN A SEXY BEAST!!!!!11111

Me-He is about as sexy as a piece of shit.
by SLJ July 28, 2008
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