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Pope Benedict XVI

All I could say about him, He is a good man that cares about world peace, love and charity. A man of God. Pope Benedict XVI. Anything he says is right,if he wants to bash gay marriage he can. Abortion sucks! Sex education only encourages immature teens to have sex for their lustful habbits. Long live the Pope.
Pope Benedict XVI is a man of good intentions that writes more books than Richard Dawkins.
by Runner Bulldog 2 February 18, 2009
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benedict

A fucking asshole who always gets you angry but sometimes is fun to be around mostlly because he is funny
Guess who sold this amazing thing to me benedict did
by 7122e September 29, 2017
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eggs benedict

when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.
Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.
by bonesaw69 May 14, 2009
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Benedict

Noun: a guy with an abnormally small and thick penis, the shaft of said penis resembles a miniaturized can of cola. Also normally the penis is accompanied by large, throbbing testicles.
Guy 1) Want to see my dick?

Guy 2) Yeah sure, why not?

Guy 1) There you go :D

Guy 2) WTF is that? Dude you are such a Benedict!
by BCWFYB April 13, 2010
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Eggs Benedict

Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.
"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"
by Spence D January 6, 2008
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St. Benedict

Ok this school is okay but u no their are so many love triangles n rudeness n tlkin bout people behind their backs like if a short blonde boy n a brunette r doing stuff! people need to shut up! and N tresor n adam are never gonna go bak out soo STOP tellin people they r! also a short midget brown haired boy n a short blonde haired girl have something going on u no(jennifer) ya well i willl miss u all so hav fun! next yr.
by not telling! April 5, 2005
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St. Benedict

Though many things in the definition are true above... The school is full of cheaters,liers,backstabbers,etc.Yes few people ever notice things but most people try. The things above,who ever wrote it, is the biggest HYPRICRITE EVER!!!!I am almost positive that person has made something about them.MOST PEOPLE IN THE SCHOOL ARE HYPRICRITES!!!!Doesn't anyone have anything better to do with their time??AND I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SAYING CARRIE IS SPOLIED!!! SHE'S NOT....SHUT UP!!!! LIKE YOU HAVEN'T RECEIVED A NICE GIFT FROM ANYONE.....Anyway back to how the school sucks...so do the teachers...though there are few exceptions...(mr.e...who is like totally awesome!!!He will help you with like anything and everything!! Go him!)Though there are some good people...Like Janine...who is smart,funny,good at basketball;softball,and the best markers player ever... and Catherine too..she is so funny and good at shopping!!!Anyway...like the person above... I congratulate the people who stay true to themselves...I wish I could be more like you!(though i try!)

P.S:this school is full of RETARDS i won't name any names but you could guess if you knew me...which you don't!!
Real examples:
person #1:You know you is great?
person #2:Catherine and janine?
person #1: you read my mind!!!!!!

person #1:I hate this school
person #2:Yeah so do I but I will miss you guys!!!
person #1:me too
by no way not telling February 8, 2005
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