Bed Bounce

When vigorous sexual activity occurs in a bed

Andy : So this is your Bedroom wow if only these walls could talk!
Kiersten : Yeah I go through a different mattress about every 6 month's!
Andy : So do you wanna make that Bed Bounce or what?
Kiersten : I thought you'd never ask!
Andy: Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! AHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOO!
Andy : Oh my god the Bed's Bouncing now!
Kiersten : Don't stop keep cumming!
Andy : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O Andy marinade me!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMMM! You forgot my pussy!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : And my legs!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Don't forget my tummy!
Andy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow your dick is so strong and you can really pack the cum!
Andy : Yeah girls like it when I pound and season them!

by SlopNChop September 7, 2017

Shitting The Bed

Fucking up

Gary Grundle pissed on himself during sex. He shit the bed.

by Caesar Rodney December 10, 2002

bed out

to move young or delicate plants from inside and plant them outside

May is the time to bed out the geraniums.

by Jin Huang September 8, 2006

Bed Bread

A loaf of bread which one keeps in their bed for post-drinking, pre-sleep snackage.

"Man, I'm so drunk I can't wait to go home and Bed Bread before passing out"

by loblo September 14, 2014

Bed shift

When you fall asleep on the couch but wake up on the bed.

Son- Hey mom did you move me to my bed?
Mom- No.
Son- But i fell asleep on the couch...
Mom- Must have been a bed shift.

by schwigittyschwag February 5, 2015

bed banana

A millennial who does nothing but lie in bed all day on their phone or laptop watching Netflix/YouTube, playing video games, or browsing social media. Analogous to previous generations' "couch potato."

Ahmed, has been in bed watching Netflix all day; Ahmed, stop being such a bed banana.

by modanq December 3, 2018

smollett the bed

Fail miserably in a public manner by jumping to conclusions before facts develop.

Let's wait for all the facts, and not smollett the bed with this one.

by EastCoaster22 February 17, 2019