It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

by Nick D March 6, 2003

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Becky Homecky

Jill from Dance who does not want to make Kendall’s costume, but wants to reuse an old one.

“ I’m not ‘ Becky Homecky’”

-Jill

by Daniella Vanschua September 13, 2022

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Just because.

'Cuz you could.

-Hitler! Why'd you kill all them Jews!
-Just because.

-George W. Bush! Why'd you start them wars?
-Just because.

-Obama! Why'd you win that election so easy?
-Just because.

by jkbena612 November 21, 2009

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JC Pennys is here because of me!

A way to show that you are powerful. A way to win an argument, or show superiority.

Hell I brought the photomat, the 7-11. JC Pennys is here because of me!

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

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Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷

toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus

by qk7x October 7, 2023

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