Anal beads

Mommy look I found these marbles! That's great honey now can you give them to me mommy is going to the bathroom for 2 hours

Anal beads marbles

Anal beads by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 26, 2017

anal beads

beads you stick up your anal (asshole) for pleasure and they have round balls attached to it

Her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
Him: Not right now use the anal beads.

anal beads by daisoanal November 17, 2020

Anal Beads

Rip em out like a beyblade

they tore out those anal beads like a beyblade

Anal Beads by tiddidot May 28, 2016

power beads 

small colorful beads wore about the wrist. Used to collect powers such as money, luck, love, health, and other such things.

I wore a green set of power beads to ensure money in my life.

power beads by Sam Sam Bill January 19, 2005

Beadie 

A cone shaped, small, herbal cigarette rolled in a special leaf. Sold in odd bundles throughout Okinawa.

"What the hell is that you're smokin' on? Don't be surprised if you faill a piss test smokin' that shit." "Nah man, its a beadie, I got a pack of these on gate 2 street."

Beadie by The Worldly Dude February 8, 2010

Jeremy Beadle 

1) A TV host that annoyed the public with various "comedy" set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. He has a small hand - a deformation from God to remind us all that we shouldn't profit from others misfortune.

2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.

A traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand...

Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."

Jeremy Beadle by Digitalnonsense November 12, 2006

nigger beads 

nigger beads - aka. nigga beads - its the clumped up, sweaty, wet wads of dirt; making a perfect line following just under ones jawbone. Mainly found on the necks of caucassians; mostly on little kids. Has been known to form on armpits, just behind the knees, the bend in the arm, and any other skin to skin crevasse that may be in contact for any length of time creating a wet, sweaty situation, giving dirt a balling up effect.

"You see the size of those nigger beads on that lil kids neck?! Man, they were the size of taco meat!"

nigger beads by 77shovelGa October 8, 2011