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batista

real name: David Bautista. His father is a Filipino and his mother is Greek. Has a Filipina wife and 2 daughters. Born and raised in Washington, DC. Former wrestling name: Leviathan. Looks definitely sexier in clothes than without it.
Batista looks so hot in his expensive suit!
by joannes08 September 18, 2006
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batista

A Sexy girf of god to women. and men.
A wild beast in the ring.
will smack your head in if
a reason is found.
Batista just Batista bombed the Undertaker
by Miss JinX December 28, 2005
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Bants

A shorter and more eclectic, all encompassing version of 'banter', which can be applied to almost any situation, meaning a period of recognised fun/good times.
-Lets go play some croquet for some top bants
-Oooh! Great bants!
-I'll give those bants about a 6 out of 7!
-This gossip makes for a lovely bit of bants!
-I'm so bored, can anyone think of some bants?
-Well those bants are crap
-Now that's the kind of bants I invest in!
-I'm suffering from bants withdrawal symptoms
-There's usually no bants involved in funerals, but we'll go anyway.
-Uh oh, bad bants!
by lame_enc July 22, 2009
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Batscaper

One who uses a wiffleball bat to trim long pieces of grass and dandielions in his/her lawn. A batscaper usually does this after swinging the bat and missing the ball.
"Awesome curveball, too bad I missed it. AH! I'm so angry! starts swinging the bat at dandielions. "HEY! stop being a batscaper!"
by Nickkk!!! June 17, 2007
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Batsquatch

A 9 foot tall primate with wings. Scared? You should be.
"Dude, why weren't you at work yesterday?"

"Fucking batsquatch ate my car again"
by glearny April 13, 2010
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Frosty Batosty

A person that has cake frosting smeared around their mouth.
by hyperliterider March 19, 2008
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left-handed batsman

A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.

A gay man, an uphill gardener.
That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!
by Sumo December 14, 2006
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