Batman (1989 film)

Batman is a 1989 American superhero film directed by Tim Burton. Based on the DC Comics character of the same name, the film stars Michael Keaton in the title role, as well as Jack Nicholson, Kim Basinger, Robert Wuhl, Michael Gough, Pat Hingle, Billy Dee Williams, and Jack Palance. The film, in which Batman deals with the rise of a costumed criminal known as "The Joker", was the first installment of Warner Bros.' initial Batman film series.

Batman (1989 film):
(Batman dangles a mugger over the side of a building)
Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Nic: What are you?
Batman: I'm Batman.

(Jack Napier is confronted with Batman for the first time)
Jack Napier: Nice outfit!

The Joker: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.

The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb.

The Joker: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Bruce Wayne: What?
The Joker: I always ask that of all my prey. I just... like the sound of it.
(shoots him)

The Joker: Have you shipped a million of those things?
Scientist at Axis Chemicals: Yes sir!
The Joker: Ship 'em ALL! We're gonna take 'em out a WHOLE NEW DOOR!

The Joker: And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!

(the Batwing is flying at The Joker)
The Joker: Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! Come to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Come on!

Batman: I'm going to kill you!
The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try.
Batman: I know you did.
(punches him again)

by The Centurion July 8, 2012

batman arkham knight

The most Badass Batman game in the Arkham series by far.

This game brought many things to the table that the other games didn't.
Example: Bat-mobile, a new villain The Arkham Knight, interaction with many villains, a new Bat-Suit, and badass Bat-mobile/tank combat

Have you seen the new Batman game???
Oh you mean Batman Arkham Knight?
Hell yeah!

by Batty-Matty G October 7, 2016

Battle with cyclops

Male masturbation

It’s best not to tell people about your battle with cyclops

by BaronTvirus June 9, 2019

holy inflatable shark, Batman!

Interjection, similar to holy cow!

From the classic, campy Batman: The Movie starring Adam West. Robin (Burt Ward) had a habit of making strange exclamations (Holy Polaris, Holy Sardine, Holy Captain Nemo... you get the idea.

At one point in the movie, Batman is attacked by--you guessed it--an inflatable shark, against which he must defend himself whilst the faithful Robin runs to get the shark-repellent bat spray.

Should be exclaimed loudly and dramatically, for maximum campy effect.

Holy inflatable shark, Batman! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

by Lady Chevalier June 25, 2005

I'm Batman

This is probably the only sentence worth saying in life. You can use it to finish any sentence too, you know because I'm Batman...

Sheila: Going to the movies tonight?
Me: I'm Batman.

Jimbobalucazade: How are you today?
Me: I'm Batman

*Argument*
Asshole: You gay ass motherfucker, you can't do shit.
Me: I'm Batman
Class: OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Wins Argument*

by Qwsde April 23, 2013

Fortnite battle Royale

A birth control that will never get male to have sex again because women don’t wanna be around that gay shit my nigha

Bro she didn’t fuck me cause I play Fortnite battle Royale

by Eduardo Z May 12, 2020

battle ground highschool

A high school in battle ground, duh, known for it's aggressive/wild-roaming bunners, overpopulation of slutty freshman, and drugs like marijuana, black-tar, and meth. The bathroom urinals are most likely full of chew/dip. As soon as a bghs girl turns 16 she MUST get a trashy tattoo. The parking lots are full of shitty jeeps and ricers. Not a single attractive teacher presides at BG. They've failed at every sport but golf and boast more STD's than Kenya. If you ever end of having sex with a bghs girl.. wear protection. Your dick with probably turn black and blue if you don't. Whatever you do, don't fuck any bghs females. especially freshman.

"oh you go to battle ground highschool?"
"wow, thats a shitty school"
"I know"
"are you gay?"
"probably"
"you're probably a bunner, drive a jeep, have been arrested for some kind of drug offense, or a whore, aren't you?"
"yup"

by methdealer November 8, 2013