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basexual

Basexual is when you’re bisexual but you’re asexual for the same gender, you just want a cute and cuddly relationship with the same gender, you’re not sexually attracted to them, you’re only sexually attracted to the opposite gender.

Phonetically pronounced: Bay-sexual
Ethan is Basexual, he has a boyfriend that he likes cuddling with and occasionally kissing but that’s it. He doesn’t want to have a sexual relationship with him, but a few months ago Ethan had a girlfriend that he was DEFINITELY sexually attracted to and would have sex with her daily.
by Frank Iero Simp January 5, 2021
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Bass Trombone

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).
For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.
by Driving Park December 17, 2014
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basilton grimm-pitch

Basilton grimm-pitch is only the best sassy gay vampire/wizard youll ever hear about. He also has a fat crush on his enemy Simon Snow.
Simon: Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch is so evil! Hes plotting!! hes also kinda cute. like, really cute.
by Ayeeeeeeee123 July 12, 2017
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basili

A hard-working and strong guy. He never lets others down and will do anything for anyone, especially those he cares about. Basili is a guy that gives the best hugs and has the best smile.He can be somewhat aggressive but never let him go. Oh, he's also greek.
Basili might fight you, but he'll give you a hug right after.
by homieequann February 20, 2018
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Basil

The best boy.

From the video game Omori, Basil loves flowers and photography, but is very anxious and bullied a lot. He has suffered intense trauma and copes through denial and toxic positivity. However he is also very sweet, and often can be found wearing a flower in his hair.

Noteworthy for making many Omori players turn gay due to his sensitive nature and femboy-like appearance.

Many players also believe he and Sunny will hook up some time due to his and Sunny’s closeness (They are often seen holding hands and in one occasion Basil got Sunny to wear a flower like his) and his continuous defense of Sunny.
Omori Player: “Damn I’m intensely gay for Basil”
Other Omori Player: “Damn I’m intensely straight for Basil”
Basil: I just want to feel real happiness and see Sunny again
by EnbyIcon October 29, 2021
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all your base are belong to us

A declaration of victory or superiority. The phrase stems from a 1991 adaptation of Toaplan's "Zero Wing" shoot-'em-up arcade game for the Sega Genesis game console. A brief introduction was added to the opening screen, and it has what many consider to be the worst Japanese-to-English translation in video game history. The introduction shows the bridge of a starship in chaos as a Borg-like figure named CATS materializes and says, "How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us." sic In 2001, this amusing mistranslation spread virally through the internet, bringing with it a slew of JPEGs and a movie of hacked photographs, each showing a street sign, store front, package label, etc. hacked to read "All your base are belong to us" or one of the other many supremely dopey lines from the game (such as "Somebody set us up the bomb!!!" or "What happen?"). When these phrases are used properly, the overall effect is both screamingly funny and somewhat chilling, reminiscent of the B movie "They Live".

The original has been generalized to "All your X are belong to us", where X is filled in to connote a sinister takeover of some sort. Thus, "When Joe signed up for his new job at Yoyodyne, he had to sign a draconian NDA. It basically said, `All your code are belong to us.'" Has many of the connotations of "Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated"
by Biohertz January 30, 2003
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'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass

Jenny: Chuck, you're totally overracting, I'm really fine.
European ambasador kid: Dude, the lady said she's fine.
Chuck: 'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass. Even the europeans must know what that means.
by Chuck Bass fan February 5, 2010
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