by P-Dub October 31, 2003
Get the barf mug.The person with the highest possible stress levels on the planet, they often succumb to extreme stress-bursts and are widely known for their massive douchification with everything they own/touch. The kind of person who thinks they're everything with the ladies/men, when everybody of the opposite sex actually secretly hates them due to extreme douchness. When told or proved wrong, either over entirely stupid situations, and especially in situations where they think they have a possible chance to score, these massive stress-bursts will occur. These often occur in walking massive or long distances, or just being quiet and sitting in a corner all day.
Example 1
Person 1: "Hey Person 2, can I have a dorito please?"
Person 2: "No, fuck off"
Person 1: "There not your's anyway, they're Person 3's. Hey Person 3, can I have a dorito?"
Person 3: "Yeah sure!"
Person 2: "Well fuck you all!"
*Person 2 walk's a massive distance home in a Barfield*
Example 2
Person A: "Hey Person B, that chick Clive fancies is in a tent with Jim"
Person B: "Hang on, what's Clive doing with that chair!?"
Person A: "Oh shit! He just beat them down with it! This shit looks bad!"
Person B: "He's gone proper Barfield on us!"
Person 1: "Hey Person 2, can I have a dorito please?"
Person 2: "No, fuck off"
Person 1: "There not your's anyway, they're Person 3's. Hey Person 3, can I have a dorito?"
Person 3: "Yeah sure!"
Person 2: "Well fuck you all!"
*Person 2 walk's a massive distance home in a Barfield*
Example 2
Person A: "Hey Person B, that chick Clive fancies is in a tent with Jim"
Person B: "Hang on, what's Clive doing with that chair!?"
Person A: "Oh shit! He just beat them down with it! This shit looks bad!"
Person B: "He's gone proper Barfield on us!"
by uninunum August 1, 2011
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First developed and endorsed in Birmingham schools.
A combination of the words 'bare' and 'laughage'. Used to describe something extremely humourous, although can also be used in a sarcastic manner.
Alternatively, the word can be used to describe something or someone that is disgusting, possibly to the extent that could make someone be sick or summink.
A combination of the words 'bare' and 'laughage'. Used to describe something extremely humourous, although can also be used in a sarcastic manner.
Alternatively, the word can be used to describe something or someone that is disgusting, possibly to the extent that could make someone be sick or summink.
"Mate, Shravan's got piss stains on his pants!-Barfage!!"
"Once a munter always a munter....LITERAL barfage!"
"Once a munter always a munter....LITERAL barfage!"
by Hari Sharma December 12, 2008
Get the barfage mug.When your redheaded ex-girlfriend finds something/someone particularly gross, awful or morally questionable.
Redheaded Ex-girlfriend (while walking down the street, gesturing passionately with her hands): "Man. My step-siblings cuddle up on the couch together and take NAPS -- TOGETHER! Ahhh! Barf City!"
by dirtstin October 3, 2009
Get the Barf City mug.1. Ina Garten, host of FN's Barefoot Contessa.
2. Term used to describe someone who, once caught in such a reprehensible act as denying for two years to meet a terminally ill child, will try to resolve the situation by displacing blame one whoever else can take it (such as assistants) and claiming to be unaware of anything.
3. One who garners such an obsessive and delusional fan base, that once their divinity's name is uttered they pop out to lash out vehemently against any who seem not praise this TV personality.
2. Term used to describe someone who, once caught in such a reprehensible act as denying for two years to meet a terminally ill child, will try to resolve the situation by displacing blame one whoever else can take it (such as assistants) and claiming to be unaware of anything.
3. One who garners such an obsessive and delusional fan base, that once their divinity's name is uttered they pop out to lash out vehemently against any who seem not praise this TV personality.
The terminally ill child is now looking forward to completing a wish to swim with the dolphins, and has moved on.
Barefoot Contessa: Is there a more arrogant nickname to choose for yourself?
Barefoot Contessa: Is there a more arrogant nickname to choose for yourself?
by Letsnotdothis April 24, 2011
Get the Barefoot Contessa mug.To confess ones love for someone elses girlfriend, with total disregard to the fact that her boyfriend is in the other room.
Did you see Kameron over there barefooting Jeremy's girlfriend....that shit was terrible...by the end of the night everyone knew Kameron was trying too hard and that sooner or later, Jeremy was going to beat his ass.
by Kam842 September 15, 2007
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