euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively) 

It is when you make fun of someone for being retarded and you mock them and go like ueeuueuhhhueuheuhhuehheuhehh *bangs chest hardly* euheueuhueuhuhehuhuueuh

This kid named yards: blblplpss ahohaaa woo hooioo *tenses mussles up wierdly*
Me: thinks with my brain "should i mock him... yes" euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)

euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively) by imabigyearold3 January 25, 2023

Betty Big Bangs 

A beautiful busty blonde. Must be a daaaaaaaaaamn! On breast must be at least a D cup. Mainly beautiful German girls.

Damn that girl is a Betty big bangs.

Betty Big Bangs by SGT ROBO-COP May 12, 2014

Spork your bangs 

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

Spork your bangs by mtnbiker March 18, 2023

Car crash bangs

Bangs (hair) that are so short and jagged that they look like they were trimmed during a car crash. Generally a bad look but there's always somebody trying to gaslight you into thinking it looks good.

Hey girl, did your insurance pay for those car crash bangs?

Car crash bangs by BartBloom January 29, 2026

Mr. Bangs 

My sleep paralysis demon that haunts me every day I go to school. He knocks on the desk when I am about to go into heaven and drags me back down to hell. He is the catalyst of all evil and vitriol within the world.

Guy: "You know Mr. Bangs?"
Me: "💀"

Mr. Bangs by nerdslayer777777777869420 May 3, 2023

bang nanny 

A woman that a man gets into a relationship with primarily so she'll watch his kids from another relationship

Her: "Sorry, we have to cancel girls night. I forgot that Boyfriend has custody of his kids tonight and so I have to make them dinner, help them with their homework, and prepare their school lunch for tomorrow."

Friend: "Girl, he's using you as a bang nanny! DTMFA."

bang nanny by Mai Ainsel October 21, 2019

Bang the Pipes 

Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

Bang the Pipes by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020