Banana

Fresh fruit. More dangerous than a pointed stick. The banana can be a lethal weapon in the hands of a trained expert. Even the military has special units that train in these scenarios.

*bang*
Now I eat the banana.

by Bricked March 25, 2023

Bananas

Going fast sideways in a car or truck; possibly with the use of excessive cubic inches, boost, or nitrous. Nothing sane is considered bananas.

Did you see that baller Jonathan drifting around the course, that was bananas! #bananas

by MrThrottleJunkie September 26, 2013

Banana

Banana. A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision Subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision nust be stopped

Banana: Hey, Have you heard of Onision? Guy: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Banana: * Kills Himself*

by Sebanstianstan February 14, 2017

Banana

Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel off their skin while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas aka Onision subscribers end up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh, you mean the next Hilter?" Guy 1 "kills himself because he's a banana"

by I'm A Banana February 13, 2017

Banana

A word that makes me upset for looking it up (almost as upset as looking up pineapple)

Who the fuck doesn't know what a banana is?!

by SadGirl4885 June 19, 2018

BANANA

Acronym for: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything

A similar but more extreme label than NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard), used mainly to refer to suburbanites or environmentalist groups protesting the building of oil refineries, nuclear waste dumps, etc. near their property.

Did you see the BANANA group protesting the new strip mine?

by aethernet October 3, 2007

Banana

A subscriber of Onision, who watches his videos until they begin to peel their own skin off, while cannibalizing themselves to the point of extreme death.
Since Onision is very cancerous, most victims must be hospitalized.

Jerry: "Hey have you heard about Onision?"

Paul, a smart white male: "Oh you mean the next hitler?"
Jerry: (does the world good as a faggot banana should, and kills himself.)

by Daddy carrot February 13, 2017