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Fuck My Balls

"Fuck My Balls", An alternative to the popular "Fuck My Life", used to describe something that pisses you off so much you would like someone to painfully squeeze your balls repeatedly into an orifice.
*Get killed by a noob tubing idiot on MW2* "Fuck My Balls!!"
by TestOfOath March 27, 2010
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Bury my balls.

I haven't had sex in awhile and need to BURY MY BALLS.
by dchella October 14, 2020
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ouch my balls hurt

A secret way of letting your friends (that know the real meaning) know it is time to leave in a stylish and cool way.
Guy: uh oh ouch my balls hurt
guy 2: time to leave
guy 3: heading out
by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020
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Dissolve my Balls

"Dissolve the Balls"

Bro 1: Hey man my back itches, can you Dissolve my Balls?
Bro 2: I gotchu man
by Nerd404 October 9, 2021
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bet my balls to the barn door

Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.
I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.
by Gak gak attack December 21, 2021
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spongebob my balls are stuck

squidward’s balls are stuck in door

spongebob my balls are stuck
by your left nut sack February 14, 2022
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lick my balls

Person 1: my pussy stinks
Person 2: lick my balls
by coollesbian8282682 September 14, 2022
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