by Greymidnight0 November 07, 2020
by Dennis Meinen January 09, 2008
Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!
Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
by Eggingmyownhouse February 01, 2018
A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.
Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.
by FFFRANK BERGER July 18, 2017
by Jums (sps) May 03, 2019
When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.
Not to be confused with bowling balled.
Not to be confused with bowling balled.
by heyitsRachel July 01, 2016