bald cashew

A hairless tiny penis.

Colton Gibson’s girlfriend says he has a bald cashew.

by N Streets February 5, 2018

Berra Bald

When a person in Umeå is bald.

Egon Lundin - Wassup berra bald

by Swedishguy12 August 29, 2023

bald kreek

the that used have hair and shaved for 4m subs

I see bald kreek in bathroom.

by Ricky282 August 11, 2022

bald gang

A member of the infamous bald gang is subject to circumcision and due to this shares a special connection/bond with other bald gang members.

He will soon get it done and be inducted into the bald gang but for now we stick together as the well-known, well-sought after bald gang.

by Joeghd December 23, 2021

Bald by Choice

One who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding, or just wants that unique look. They have shaved their head and keep it that way, maintaining that look.

“A lot of people decide to be Bald by Choice”

“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD”

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

The bald o'Connor

When two completely bald people have sex, especially in moonlight

Last night was amazing; Sandra and I shaved our heads and went for the bald o'Connor.

by Loopyhead April 13, 2019

Bald Kaitoism

A tik tok cult based around the meme Bald Kaito From Danganrompa.

Join the Bald Kaitoism cult

by Greymidnight0 November 7, 2020