In The Bag

when someone unknowingly uses the phrase
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure

Dan Rather: "It looks like Al Gore has Ohio locked up, and so the presidency is in the bag"

or

Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"

Nick Anderson bricks both free throws

by DotH8 February 13, 2009

bagged

Too tired to continue watching late night t.v. programming or perform late night t.v induced masturbation

Emmanuel 6 is on Showcase in 15 minutes but I am too bagged to stay up

by Yada yada April 24, 2003

bag

n. scrotum, a ball sac

suck my bag, hoe.
i dropped my bag in her mouth while she was asleep

by Victor April 14, 2003

bag

sick, ill, amazing

yo that chick from Vassar is bag, if only she didn't have hairy legs

by MarkLerret July 14, 2009

bag

condom

you gotta wear a bag

by F OFF May 14, 2002

a-bag

a.) tool; alternate word for douche bag (or d-bag).
b.) person who tries way too hard in life...and ultimately fails

person 1: shut up a-bag
person 2: ha ha ha ha ha
person 1: douche...i'll a-bag your face

by ma jones May 4, 2004

bag

To pimp someone
a booty call

I bagged this sexy girl last night

by Sweety_Pie_Baby October 2, 2005