Uneducated, uninformed, mentally challenged, political conservative who believes we should "go back to the teachings of the USS constitution" where women, people of color, and non-land owning peasants cannot vote. Many of same can't read the US constitution, have no intellectual inquisitiveness, and attempt to cover their wanton ignorance with tough/physical posturing to purvey that since they can't make a cogent argument; they will resort to beating their intellectual superiors. Unfortunately for them, boasting of brawn further betrays their misguided and simpleton views.
by jaaxxn March 26, 2011
When your sack mate's face isn't up to par/will make you vomit and then choke on it in horror, you put a brown paper bag over their head and one over yours, just in case theirs falls off
by supernabes January 18, 2009
You see that carpet bagger done come down from New York?
yeah shot me that feller, gonna hang 'im on me wall over thar
yeah shot me that feller, gonna hang 'im on me wall over thar
by charlie daniels October 26, 2004
by Theguitarman November 02, 2010
A two bagger is a chick with a rockin' body, but a face that looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick. There are two principal reasons why someone would be called a two bagger. The most common reason is that a gentleman should be able to place one bag over her head and still enjoy the sexual experience, but for good measure will place another bag over his own head in case the aforementioned bag falls off the two bagger. Additionally, should a friend walk into the room while a sexual act with a two-bagger is occurring, the gentleman performing the act will be assured that his identity is protected.
Shawn: "Hey bud, you were a little drunk last night at the bar! If I was as drunk as you, I would have gone home with that butt ugly chick you were talking to! Did you put a bag over her head?"
Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."
Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."
by ajgutterbags April 27, 2011
by Marcy R November 06, 2006
Members of Occupy Wall Street sleeping and living in unsanitary conditions
Synonyms--Free Bagger, Fee Bagger (members of Occupy Wall Street that want everything for free); Pee Bagger (urinates outside usually on other members tents); Street Progressives.
Antonym- Tea Party
Synonyms--Free Bagger, Fee Bagger (members of Occupy Wall Street that want everything for free); Pee Bagger (urinates outside usually on other members tents); Street Progressives.
Antonym- Tea Party
by Yknotnow November 17, 2011