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Bacardi

I live next door to the bacardi factory in Puerto Rico
by Fight War Not Wars August 22, 2003
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Bachelor Muscles

Refers to the forearm muscles. This is because these muscles get plenty of work when you are a bachelor without a woman.
Guy 1: "Man, my forearms are killing me after rock climbing yesterday!"
Guy 2: "Not me, my bachelor muscles are in tip-top condition these days!"
by carson65 September 15, 2009
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vanilla bachelor

Generally a large white male who seeks to have sexual relations with drunk women under the pretext that he is a large black male. He generally acquires his clothing of seduction from Hugo Boss. When addressing vanilla bachelor, he will never accept the fact that he is vanilla bachelor, considering he is single and has no children.

Antonym: chocolate daddy.
What's up my vanilla bachelor!?

Hey, have you guys seen vanilla bachelor?
No, what does he look like?
Oh, he's a large white male with no dependents.
by jigajigajoo October 10, 2011
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bachelor's steak

Hannah: What did you have for dinner tonight?
Red: A bachelor's steak.
Hannah: What kind, honeynut cheerios or trix?
Red: Neither, honeybunches of oats!
by Hannah "Mixmaster" Mathew July 11, 2011
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The Bach

The Bach exemplifies the characteristics of the id, making rash decisions often void of any logic or reasonable thought process. There exists a direct correlation between the emergence of the Bach and consumption of alcohol, however other chemicals can be responsible. It is theorized that a Bach, or Bach-like entity exists within all of us, and is waiting for the right time to surface. Experts have drawn comparisons between advanced stages of schizophrenia and the Bach.
Dude, I think Kevin is letting the Bach out tonight
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Natasha Bacallao

Hottest dancer of the Lady Cats(dance team for Charlotte Bobcats). Nutrition fact- Sugar, Concentrated hotness, Everything nice and The hottest body on earth.

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MJ's biggest achievement as the Manager of Basketball Operations.

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The reason that someone will still go to watch a Bobcats game.
Example 1:

I know that MJ will never be a good GM or anything, but he got Natasha Bacallao on the dance team(not a fact), so it's all cool.

Example 2:

Ridiculously good-looking dancer that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.
by Chickipedia February 9, 2009
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toxic bachelor

Men who remain single past 40*.

They can be grouped in following two broad categories:

1) Those who are always looking for the next best thing, due to some underlying issue that prevents them from forming a long term relationship. OR,
2) The ones who have a Peter Pan complex and just never want to grow up.

Most of these toxic bachelors seriously consider settling down once they have a mid-life crisis and see the writing on the wall. Then they try to get married in a hurry to have kids, and to ensure their own immortality through their offspring.

*40 is a race-dependent number. Asians can be considered toxic bachelors if they remain single past 31.
by TheKeyur March 18, 2012
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