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avocado

verb: to ignore, to ghost someone
in vietnamese, “avocado” and “butter” are both called “bơ”. “bơ” is also a slang for “ignore”.
- I’m gonna avocado that dude he’s so annoying.
- She avocadoed me because I pissed her off.
by defrostrequestsent May 19, 2020
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Avocado Dick

An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.
“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “
by eflexalot January 4, 2020
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Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado

The feeling of perceiving yourself as gross, overweight, gay and/or annoying. Could also mean you feel like making disgusting food that is deep fried.
“Man, Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado right now with how much gross wing sauce is on my face.”
by Spaacebear November 21, 2022
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Cut avocados

when someone bites someone’s testicles so hard that they bleed.
She cut avocados for him
by @WvadsaDicfoure January 19, 2018
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avocado

dont make the emoji an avocado unless u wanna fuck
by ducks about town May 10, 2020
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the first legendary spell used by the legendary gandolf gabe born in the fire of eon forged in pain he escaped running down the forges burning path then he found the magic chicken tender and under the forges burning brick roof he casted the spell "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado" and dissaperd never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
oh yea take this "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado". (+5 damage)
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
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Avocado

A small, lumpy green pitted fruit that makes a shit Christmas present. Not to be confused with free sha voca do, which can be gotten at Del Taco.
"Oh, an avocado... Thaaaaaaaaaanks..."
by UnderTheDesk October 28, 2018
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