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Alachua avalanche

The act of putting a slipnslide on a staircase and pushing an overweight woman down them after sex.
Cletus gave Tanqueray an Alachua avalanche the other night, she broke her arm falling through the floorboards of the farmhouse
by Armydog81 December 14, 2023
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avalanche

Jim: hey, did you see that the avalanche won their game?
Owen: i know! they took their stanley cup home!
by irieomgfunny/面白い June 27, 2022
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Avalanche

To cum inside a woman’s vagina and then to be sat on, forcing you to lick your cum and her cum out.
I came inside her vagina and she then made me eat the avalanche
by Cum slave December 15, 2023
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avalanche cabinet

A cabinet that you open towards the ceiling usually in a small camper or moving vehicle (semi truck) when is shit is garunteed to fall due to over stuffing, driving erratically, and hoarding unnecessary shit.
Riding in the truck Hey Alex what's in that cabinet?
Oh don't know.
Reaches up and opens it and Yells avalanche cabinet
by angry server October 10, 2021
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muddy avalanche

The process of jerking off (masturbating) yourself (or somebody else) to the point of climax, and the receiver orgasms while simultaneously farting and defecating themselves.
“Hey is Jake ok?
“He’s gonna be out a while. Hunter gave him a muddy avalanche and he’s out stone cold.”
by Theloonfromfamilyguy March 8, 2025
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avalanche poop

When you have a big poop but it’s a bunch of smaller poops
Thank god it was just an avalanche poop I thought I was gonna take a massive shit
by The big bob boi July 3, 2020
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Avalanche

Cumming in a woman’s vagina, she then she sits on your face forcing you to lick yours and her cum out.
I came inside her vagina, she then face sat me and I tasted the avalanche.
by Cum slave December 15, 2023
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