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Autistic

"Prdy has two autistic friends named Yand and Oni"
by NotNovo May 25, 2025
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Autistic

Something that shouldn't be used to put others down for being different from you and the people you are used to meeting.

Please spread awareness about bullying autistic people for their autistic traits. For example, my best friend, who I will not name, has been getting bullied this past school year for some of his autistic traits. It got so bad to the point where he almost punched one of the bullies, which is very out of character for him.

Please, stop bullying people because they are different. They didn't do anything wrong.

(MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AUTISTIC!!)
Random person: Why are you so fucking weird? What are you, autistic? (Under their breath) Fucking retard...

Max: (with sarcasm and a straight face) Oh my god, how'd you guess?

__________

Person: Hey, I think that I might be autistic...

Friend: Really? Why do you think that?

__________

Me: Dude, I think Cracklin is autistic. I mean, just watch him...

(Later, Cracklin is confirmed.)

Me: LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

__________

Me: You cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism... Observe...

(Proceeds to have autism as my special interest and loving to talk about it no matter what my other special interest or hyperfixation is.)

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Person: (Entire room is filled with sensory toys and merch of special interest)

Person: This makes my autistic brain *very* happy. Does a silly yippee!
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Autistic monkey

An autistic monkey is a person who constantly makes monkey noises and is slightly autistic.
baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey”

booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”
by george griddin July 31, 2023
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Autisticness

A word to describe a mental disability or an extreme measure of autism in a person named Connor Chang.
“Oh look, Connor, the autisticness is blinding!”
by lizzygrant777 January 26, 2024
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my autistic fucking brother

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.
Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*
by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024
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Autistic

A term used to describe Aiden lee
This person is so autistic.
by Cocksucker3001 November 23, 2021
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autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’
‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder
by Daniel19 December 13, 2019
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