by Ausyforest November 14, 2012
Get the Australian Junglemug. by iTz Mr UnKnOwN August 29, 2009
Get the Australian Mohicanmug. An Australian necktie is a form of post-mortem mutilation in which the victim’s penis is pulled through a deep cut on the perineum left dangling out of the anus. It is the down under version of a Columbian necktie that first appeared in Colombia during the period known as La Violencia as a method of psychological warfare designed to scare and intimidate.
Man, Jon never should have hurt that escort. I heard they found his body by three pier and they gave him an Australian necktie.
by Chesty larooo October 18, 2021
Get the Australian necktiemug. When your girl is riding you from on top and she bounces a bit too high so you line your throbber up with her brown eye causing her momentum to force her onto your flesh flute.
by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016
Get the australian analmug. Jack: How was your one night stand?
Allan: She was insane bro, she gave me an Australian rainbow.
Jack: Thats what im talking about
Allan: She was insane bro, she gave me an Australian rainbow.
Jack: Thats what im talking about
by Aloseda Oleb January 13, 2013
Get the australian rainbowmug. The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021
Get the Australian internetmug. When your "down under" regions start to regrow hair after being recently shaved. Basically, a 5 o'clock shadow on your crotch.
by Gooch Hawk March 10, 2016
Get the Australian shadowmug.