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Australian Coconut Water 

When 1000s of men from all over Australia come to a local fruit stand in melbourne once a year with power drills and they steal 1000s of coconuts and drill them out and at the count of 5 they all burst their seminal fluids into the coconuts in unison
Ryan attended this years Australian Coconut water festival

Australian selfie 

A selfie "down under" AKA a picture of your junk.
I accidentally tweeted my Australian selfie and it ruined my political career!

Australian Sushi 

To catch and consume a live goldfish out of one’s vagina.
Staci’s mom is a freak! She sat on my face and while I was ‘down under’ she fed me Australian Sushi.
Australian Sushi by Hal Dizzle November 12, 2018

Australian Outback 

When you put your dick in an asshole and wait for it to get soft then have them tighten their asshole and you quickly pull out your dick in attempt to tear it off.
Last night my girlfriend and I tried to do an Australian Outback.

Australian Army Cadet 

The Australian Army Cadets (AAC) are a group of notoriously unintelligent beings, known primarily as “tanker wankers” or “crayon eaters” not dis-similar to the American Marines,
These cadets, once given a set of DPCU uniform and a complementary Styre will proceed to hide in bushes and muddy trenches, if found on an activity or in the wild remain calm, simply direct the Army Cadet toward the nearest navy encampment and remain at a safe distance as they run toward it in rage.

Members of the AAC hold little commonsense or mental function and should be avoided at all costs.
There must be Australian Army Cadets in the woods... I can smell the crayons already...

Australian Kiss 

Oral sex on a girl. A French kiss from down under.
Jack: Diane went crazy when I gave her an Australian Kiss
Australian Kiss by The Iron Mike November 23, 2011