Problematically Attractive

An adjective describing a person who is extremely attractive to the point of being distractive, but expressing any attraction towards them would be taboo. This term is an antonym of Situationally Attractive, as it describes someone you would ask out under virtually any other circumstances. It is especially appropriate for situations where you must interact with the person in question and conceal your interest in them.

1) An especially cute subordinate would be Problematically Attractive. Monica Lewinsky is a famous example of this.

2) Any teacher or TA attractive enough that you genuinely consider dating them, particularly if you are under 18. Since you can't date them, they're problematically attractive

3) Someone who would be the perfect girlfriend/boyfriend were it not for their BFF, parents, or other close associates.

by Shalinn Vingon Munik Cye December 14, 2012

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

Rating a female 1-10 based on her looks, 10 being the highest.

Damn Steve did you see that sexy girl? She was at least a 9. Regarding the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale.

by ImZeedo September 23, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

The 1-10 female attractiveness rule is used to describe how good a woman looks in a situation where you or your conversation partner cannot see the woman. Usually an average woman is described as either a 5 or a 7 depending on how picky the man is. Taking the 5 as an average the following numbers reflect the respective amount of attractiveness
1-Cringe while thinking about her, have trouble looking at the woman for extended periods of time
2-Ugly
3-Simply unattractive
4-Would consider for a one off but never admit to it and need deniability
5-Average
6-Low priority no need to try too hard to impress her
7-Attractive, pretty enough to want to go after but not pretty enough to care about rejection
8-Very attractive, still able to control yourself but biased towards anything that will get you close to her
9-Jaw might drop and instantly begin thinking on how to hit on her as soon as you see her.
10-Highest level of attractiveness, causes irrationality and excessive day dreaming. So attractive that men usually mess it up for fear of rejection or disbelief that she's real.

"So i was in the park the other day and from the distance I saw 2 girls"
"What were they on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale?"
"They looked to be like a 7 or 8"
"Did you go up to them?"
"Yeah but they turned out to be a 4 and a 5 upon closer inspection, so I bailed"

by AngelicMonk September 25, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

Negative nine.
No matter what, DO NOT BANG!
you have been warned.

Chad: I might be drunk, but that girl looks hot.
Steve: Dude, she scores a 1-10 Female attractiveness scale. stay away.
Chad: I'm going for it.
Steve: Don't do it man. It's not worth it.
Chad: *dies of extreme disgust the next morning*

by DrFuxyaraw September 15, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

A rating on a women's attractiveness, based off of users preference

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by TheUltimateJaywalker October 4, 2016

atractive

Insanley gorgeous, hot or smoking.

Hey Barbie isn't Brendon Urie is so damn atractive?
Hell yeah i'd dump Ken for him.
-nonchalant nod.;

by Dannyboifunk April 15, 2009

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Why does urbandictionary want a definition for this?

Should be:
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Or even better:
0-10 Female attractiveness scale

Can you define these popular missing words?

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by Albert Instain October 19, 2016